.:Khy's Offensive OC Meme:.

~Pick a character. One you feel like embarrassing to the fullest extent.

1.) Your character is on a beach and a scantily clad mermaid/man is approaching, with obvious lustful intent. Reaction?

With open arms and a tearful smile, Tweek would bound up to the individual, shortly after participating in unprotected fish sex.

2.) You've walked into your character's room. B-line to the underwear drawer. What do you find?

Lots, and lots of tighty whities. And many a pacman or nintendo themed pair of boxers. Oh and a sizable porn stash.

3.) Your character has partied hard, probably on a mix of toxic alcoholic beverages that are ravaging their liver as we speak. On what part of the lawn does the car end up. More over, where does the character end up.

The car, would have already met it's fate on the highway, requiring Tweek to walk the rest of the way home, only to fall face first into the birdbath and stay there until the hellish sun poked it's ugly head up to wake him.

4.) The night isn't over yet. Your OC still needs to get into the house without being noticed by a overprotective roommate or parental figure. Tell me how your character reacts when caught red handed and/or shitfaced.

He'd still be too...well, tweaked to care, and just stand there, staring aimlessly into space as his grandmother chattered on and on about being a good role model for the younger children and yak yak yak.

5.) With cheery disposition and a bounce in your step, you push your OC into an adult store. Upon being required to get something, what do they purchase?

Tweek would bounce right with me, sprinting joyfully into the shop and straight to the back, to find the best porn videos he could. And possibly a fleshlight, because he's that lonely.

6.) Earlier last night, before you ended up god knows where, toasted, you met a good looking girl/boy at the bar. What did your OC say, (mind you, they were already experiencing the effects of alcohol) to get that persons number?

"So ah...how're you tonight Princess Peach?"

7.) Some way, some how, your character became utterly famous, and is now being cosplayed by weeaboos all over the world, in the cheapest fashion, with running make up and usually morbidly obese. What does your character say/do upon seeing one of these people?

Rage with the fury of gods, unleashing perpetual anger and bloodthirst of hell and hades itself, tearing all that dare cross his path.

Nah, he'd probably just sit there and seethe.

8.) Your OC accidentally walks into a room in a hospital, where a woman is in labor. Pain and sweat blocking her judgement, regardless of gender, she points at your OC, accusing him/her of impregnating her. What does your OC say/do? (To make this better, she's a minor.)

Fiercely deny it.

"I CAN'T PAY CHILD SUPPORT! D8"

9.) Your character is a rockstar. Half way through their career, their sales start to plummet, for no explainable reason, but they're still well known. AHA! Sure, your character is loved. Loved just enough to pirate their albums, as your character listens in on a conversation among two people on the street. IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME. (To make THIS one better, it's two little old ladies with arthritis and bad hips.)

He'd shrug. He was broke before, he'll be broke now. At least he has groupies to satisfy other urges.

10.) Your OC has had enough. It's time to end it's pitiful life. How does your character commit suicide? BE CREATIVE PEOPLE.

With a sigh and realization his life is not even near as worth living as he though, he'd get his N64 controller and skillfully craft a noose out of it, putting himself out of his misery.

NOW TAG SOMEBODY, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S RIGHT, TAG SOMEBODY.

BITCH YOU BEST DO IT.